2005 T5x Awards

DISCLAIMER:
The views & expressions used are entirely opinionated and do not necessarily reflect on real situations and or instances.  If these fictitious situations and or instances were to actually occur and or exist, it would be purely coincidental. Character names such as Prototype, Animemax, The Shadowwolf & Retribution were created in 2004 and reflect the personalities of the then Project T5x Administration Team. The use of these character names outside of ‘The T5x Network’ is also purely coincidental.

HOT TOPIC – 2005 T5x Awards
Written: 1st November 2005

Animemax:  Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2005 T5x awards, right here at Animemax Studios. Tonight we celebrate the winners that make T5X what it is. so without further ado let us welcome chairman and CEO of T5x , Dave.
DAVE, ladies and gentlemen, DAVE!!!

[Animemax shouts, whilst applauds with audiences]

Prototype:  Thank you all and you Animemax for welcoming me into your spotlight. First up, I would like to thank God, my par…

[Prototype is interrupted by Animemax]

Animemax:  *whispers*  what the hell are you doing man. You’re supposed to give the opening speech not a victory speech.

[Animemax watches audience and gives a gigantic grin]

Animemax:  *cough* Ahem…*cough*

Prototype:  Well it seems Mr. Pushy over here is in a hurry for an opening speech or something, so lets do everything HE WANTS TO DO!!
[Animemax blushes as the camera light flashes him. He watches his watch, then turns to Prototype]

Animemax: I’m sorry we’re outa time …so lets start the show.

Prototype:  What about the opening remarks…. or my speech?

Animemax: Not now Dave, this show is on a timed schedule and as you know, time is money and money gives me some extra lap dances at Betty’s, so please lets not ruin my weekend.
Prototype: oooooookkkkkkay. [ Prototype watches audience as he opens the envelope for the best T5x Forum] And the winner for Best T5x Forum…The Asylum.

Animemax: Damn it!

[Prototype takes his award and leaves the stage]

Animemax: Let us welcome our celebrity guest who presents the next award. Its Kong,…King Kong.
* Animemax thinks – what in blazes name were the producers thinking *

Kong: Roarrrrrrr……

Animemax: Thank you Kong for coming here. [Animemax exclaims through a police megaphone whilst pointing it up at Kong ]

Kong: …roooooaaarrrrr

[Audience become weary and frightened and some are about to leave]

Animemax: Relax people Kong is a very intelligent and calm being, please lets not alarm him…. besides there are 5 snipers around the premises with tranquilizer guns ready to take Kong out if he does anything rash.

[suddenly a photographer guys runs up to animemax to take his “picture” and a flash is seen in Kong Eyes and he immediately pounds the photographer…within seconds people begin to scream and without hesitating the snipers shot Kong]

Animemax: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sob* *sob*

[The crowd settles down and people take their seats …all is quiet watching animemax on his knees holding Kong’s hand]

Animemax: ..he tried to protect me…*sob*
[Animemax pry’s opens the sleeping Kong’s hand and reveals a poison dart]

Audience: AWWE *in astonishment*

Animemax: *sniff* someone tried to cancel the show… but the SHOW MUST GO ON! Bring out the bearded woman and the triplets organize for their trapezium act.

Producer_1 :  Animemax, this is the 2005 t5x awards, not the Carnival episode.

[Animemax watches audience, and cracks his neck and mumbles… *what does a guy have to do to get a bearded woman around here*]

Animemax: And the award for most annoying member goes to Yellow Snow cone…. hmm… sorry to hear that boss, but I guess that what happens when u bite your own toe-nails.

Animemax: Now for the Best looking female member… the award goes to… *Animemax gets excited as he opens the envelope*… Tracer1. So would you fine sexy thing come collect your award…its in my pants… HEHEHE…

[suddenly a shuriken hits the stage lights and shatters it, Animemax receives a swift blow behind his head and falls to the ground. When he awoke the award was gone and as he looked up he saw a shadow of a ninja with the award..]

Animemax: Did anyone see what happened?

Audience: Huh? *baffled*

Producer_1: Max you are killing the show, the light only took 5 sec to repair.

Animemax: *thinks* strange it felt like 20 mins… *Animemax rubs his head*… oh well…moving on…

Audience: applause.

Animemax: The award for most dedicated member goes to… Retribution. Congrats…. however, since Retribution’s presence is still unknown. I’ll accept this award.

[ Animemax grins evilly as he takes the award. He rubs it and calls it ‘Precious’ . Animemax stashes Retribution’s award together with his awards in a bag and runs off to hide it while the intermission takes place]

Animemax: Now the award for Most Effective T5x Admin goes to….*opens envelope* me. Animemax. So I’d thank John Henson – a host from Talk Soup, not to be confused with Jim Henderson – creator of Muppet babies, or the guy who plays a convincingly gay role on Showtime extras, I thank myself for the award …and to you the fans. Yes you, and you , oh and you in the back…

[Animemax points to a girl in the 3rd isle 4th row] *Animemax whispers – CALL ME*

Animemax: And the winner for best T5x contest goes to… *opens envelope*… um…the Shadowwolf’s Sweepstakes?

[Suddenly the ground shakes as this gigantic shadow approaches the stage]

The_Shadowwolf: my award chump!

[Animemax hands The_Shadowwolf the prestigious T5x trophy]

Animemax: *mumbles* I can’t believe T5x tag line didn’t win….hmmp.

The_Shadowwolf: WHAT WAS THAT?

Animemax:  Oh Nothing… *Animemax looks up at the ceiling*

The_Shadowwolf: U think I shouldn’t be up here?

Animemax: no, no, nothing like that.

[Animemax loosens tie and opens collar to breathe]

The_Shadowwolf: dam* right!

[The_Shadowwolf watches audience and waves]

Animemax: lets give it up to the_shadowwolf who won himself 2 awards tonight. *applause*

Animemax: And finally the greatest award for tonight, the award for The best T5x admin. The winner is none other than…{animemax opens envelope} …Prototype.

[Prototype comes to the stage and collects his award]

Prototype:  Okay. Well again I’ll like to thank God, My pare….

[Animemax clears his throat and Prototype turns and watches him… Animemax adjusts his tie and signals for Prototype to continue]

Prototype:  *while watching over at Animemax*… My parents, if that’s ok with you…

[Animemax smiles, again adjusts his tie and signals for Prototype to continue]

Prototype Continues- …for bringing me into this world, my 1st grade teacher Mr. Adams who told me that I could be whatever I wanna be. I’d like to thank Superman for being super, and my cousin Ralphy for…

[Animemax again clears his throat and walks up to Prototype, he puts his hand over the microphone and speaks to him]

Animemax: WHAT’s with you? You have only 30 secs to say brief words…if you want to speech your life history,I suggest you go write a book.

Prototype: Animemax, you’re FIRED!

Animemax: *sighs* boss….. go ahead take your time.

[Animemax turns around and walks off the stage muttering – there goes my weekend at Betty’s as Prototype continues on with his victory speech, thus ending the 2005 T5x Award Show]