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quotes[0]='<i>Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive.</i><b>- Elbert Hubbard</b>'
quotes[1]='<i>No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[2]='<i>If everything is going well, you dont know what the heck is going on.</i><b>- Unknown </b>'
quotes[3]='<i>You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[4]='<i>Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and Im not sure about the former.</i><b>- Albert Einstein</b>'
quotes[5]='<i>Remember that Noahs Ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.</i><b>-Unknown</b>'
quotes[6]='<i>Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[7]='<i>The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[8]='<i>Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[9]='<i>If everything seems to be going your way, maybe you re in the wrong lane</i>'
quotes[10]='<i>God put us here to accomplish something in our lifetimes. I am so far behind now, Ill never be able to die.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[11]='<i>The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.</i><b>- Robert Frost</b>'
quotes[12]='<i>Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a ripe mango.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[13]='<i>So dumb was HeHeHe thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O (H-to-O).</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[14]='<i>Ive been dieting for a month, and all I ve lost is 30 days.- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[15]='<i>If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[16]='<i>Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95/minute.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[17]='<i>Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[18]='<i>Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[19]='<i>You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont know where the hell she is.</i><b>- Ellen DeGeneris</b>'
quotes[20]='<i>I went into a McDonalds yesterday and said, Id like some fries. The girl at the counter said,Would you like some fries with that?</i><b>- Jey Leno</b>'
quotes[21]='<i>There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth.</i><b>- The Oracle</b>'
quotes[22]='<i>Failure is oportunity in disguise.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[23]='<i>A childs life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. (Chinese Proverb)</i>'
quotes[24]='<i>A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[25]='<i>The programmers national anthem is AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.</i>'
quotes[26]='<i>There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[27]='<i>User error, replace user and press any key to continue.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[28]='<i>What boots up must come down.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
quotes[29]='<i>WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.</i><b>- Unknown</b>'
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